Ahh yes...Its draft time ladies and gentlemen. Time for fans all over the league to sit and reminisce about all of the superstars they landed with their coveted first round pick...Seahawks fans like me hope we go QB again! Our track record is spotless! Dan McGwire! Rick Mirer! Ahhh! And Giants fans, all of your recent draft success has not gone unnoticed! All mock drafters around the nation like to discuss how the Giants have become the gold standard for drafting, and it is indeed true. However, Jerry Reese didn't have much to measure up to. Who can forget such lumanaries as Ron Dayne! William Joseph! The Immortal Cedric Jones! Yes folks, its draft day...the day Jets fans sit around and talk about the wonderful day when the entire Garden was chanting "We Want Warren! We Want Warren!" as Hall of Fame D-Tackle Warren Sapp eagerly waited to recieve his Jets jersey and the adulation that came with being the face of the Jets faceless franchise! And Paul Taliguabue read those famous words..."With the 9th Pick in the NFL Draft, the New York Jets select...Kyle Brady!"
Without further adieu, what I've been promising you on the air for days on end, the first ever edition of MICHAEL KRENEK'S SHOREFIRE (BUT 90% INCORRECT) MOCK DRAFT!!! COMPLETE WITH TRADES!
1. Detroit Lions-Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia (I think I nailed this one!)
2. St. Louis Rams-Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
3. Kansas City Chiefs-Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
4. Washington Redskins (TRADE)-My Worst Enemy, QB, USC
5. Cleveland Browns-Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest
6. Cincinnati Bengals-Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7. Oakland Raiders-Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
8. Jacksonville Jaguars-B.J. Rajii, DT, Boston College
9. Green Bay Packers-Brian Orakapo, LB/DE, Texas
10. San Francisco 49ers-Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
11. Buffalo Bills-Aaron Maybin, LB/DE, Penn State
12. Denver Broncos-Rey Maualuga, LB, USC
13. Seattle Seahawks (TRADE)-Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State
14. New Orleans Saints-Brian Cushing, OLB, USC
15. Houston Texans-Clay Matthews, OLB, USC
16. San Diego Chargers-Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss
17. New York Jets-Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State
18. Denver Broncos-Robert Ayers, LB/DE, Tennessee
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
20. Detroit Lions-Eben Britton, OT, Arizona
21. Philadelphia Eagles-Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State
22. Minnesota Vikings-William Beatty, OT, UConn
23. New England Patriots-Larry English, DE/LB, Northern Illinois
24. Atlanta Falcons-Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
25. Miami Dolphins-Darius Butler, CB, UConn
26. Baltimore Ravens-Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland
27. Indianapolis Colts-Evander "Ziggy" Hood, DT, Missouri
28. Buffalo Bills-Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
29. New York Giants-Hakeem Nicks, WR, North Carolina
30. Tennessee Titans-Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
31. Arizona Cardinals-Donald Brown, RB, UConn
32. Pittsburgh Steelers-Alex Mack, C, Cal
