Friday, December 25, 2009

Week 16 Picks

I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas. I certainly did...I'm currently bringing this to you via my brand new laptop which, among many other things, help me not even sniff the Crummy Gifts O/U from last week. I echo all of the sentiments in Joe's blog...you guys have made the Shore Sports Report possible and our time hosting it for you has been the greatest gift I've ever been given. As my rough season winds down and the holidays are warm in your hearts...I'd like to ask the fans of teams who either have wrapped up their berth or are scrapping for theirs to take a moment to remember the teams that have gone before you. At this joyous time of the year, turn your thoughts to the Rams, the Bears, the Browns, the Seahawks and all those like him. God Bless Ye Forgotten Teams. I feel your pain.


WEEK 16 PICKS:

CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR:
Chargers (+2) over TITANS

SUNDAY:
PACKERS (-14) over Seahawks
BROWNS (-3) over Raiders
BENGALS (-13.5) over Chiefs
FALCONS (-9) over Bills
DOLPHINS (-3) over Texans
GIANTS (-7) over Panthers
SAINTS (-14) over Buccaneers
PATRIOTS (-8) over Jaguars
STEELERS (-3) over Ravens
Broncos (+7) over EAGLES
Rams (+14) over CARDINALS
49ERS (-13) over Lions
COLTS (-5.5) over Jets
Cowboys (-7) over REDSKINS
BEARS (+6) over Vikings

RECORD SO FAR: 108-110-4

Friday, December 18, 2009

Week 15 Picks

I'm not writing anything witty anymore. Because what's the point. I stink. You know I stink. Time to go through the motions.


THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Colts (-3) over JAGUARS (picked on the show)


SPECIAL SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION OF THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (no, really):
SAINTS (-7.5) over Cowboys


SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION OF A SPECIAL SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION OF THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:

Falcons (+6) over JETS
STEELERS (-2) over Packers
TITANS (-3) over Dolphins
Patriots (-7) over BILLS
CARDINALS (-12) over Lions
EAGLES (-8.5) over 49ers
Bears (+11) over RAVENS
CHIEFS (-2) over Browns
RAMS (+11) over Texans
CHARGERS (-6.5) over Bengals
BRONCOS (-14) over Raiders
SEAHAWKS (-6.5) over Buccaneers
Vikings (-9) over PANTHERS

FOOTBALL ON MONDAY:
Giants (-3) over REDSKINS



And for the hell of it
O/U on Crummy Gifts I recieve: 1.5

I'm taking the Under. Something's gotta break my way, right? Happy Holidays, my friends.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Week 14 Picks

These were made before the games started. Why would I lie?

GIANTS (-1.5) over Eagles
COLTS (-6.5) over Broncos
Bengals (+6) over VIKINGS
BUCCANEERS (+3.5) over Jets
Bills (-2.5) over CHIEFS
PACKERS (-4) over Bears
Dolphins (+2) over JAGUARS
FALCONS (+10) over Saints
Lions (+14) over RAVENS
PATRIOTS (-12.5) over Panthers
Seahawks (+7) over TEXANS
TITANS (-13) over Rams
Redskins (-2.5) over RAIDERS
Chargers (+3.5) over COWBOYS
Cardinals (-3) over 49ERS

Friday, December 4, 2009

Week 13 Picks: I'm Ashamed

I don't truly know why I'm writing this. I think I proved to the whole wide world last weekend that I don't have an EARTHLY clue what I am talking about. 5-10-1. That is HIDEOUS. My Sunday record was a stellar 3-8-1. Now I've got two ties on my record. That's like two oozing coldsores on my lip. I could have sworn I picked the Bucs, the Bills, and the Redskins. Clearly, a wandering band of gremlins whose only purpose is to embarass Mike Krenek hacked into my account. Those guys have been on my tail for years...and their success rate has been very, very high. If gremlins work on commission, these guys are the Sultans of Brunei to the Goblin Community. I've changed my password and am growing a beard to hopefully throw them off the trail.

Somehow, I'm still above .500 for the season. Consider this week's picks a drowning man's last gasp for air. Sink or swim time.



WEEK 13 PICKS:

Thursday Night:
BUFFALO (+3) over Jets (Oh Joy! 0-1 to start!)


Sunday:
GIANTS (+2) over Cowboys
Broncos (-4.5) over CHIEFS
STEELERS (-14.5) over Raiders
Texans (PK) over JAGUARS
Titans (+6.5) over COLTS
Eagles (-3.5) over FALCONS
BENGALS (-13) over Lions
Saints (-9.5) over REDSKINS
PANTHERS (-6) over Buccaneers
BEARS (-9) over Rams
Chargers (-13) over BROWNS
SEAHAWKS (PK) over 49ers
Patriots (-3) over DOLPHINS
Vikings (-3) over CARDINALS

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
PACKERS (-3) over Ravens


I'm feeling pretty confident. This is it. This is the week I show the world that Mike Krenek is not a man to be taken lightly! Mike Krenek is not a joke! Mike Krenek is not a man to be embarassed!!!






OH NO.


RECORD SO FAR: 88-84-2