Week 8 Picks: Compete Always

Welcome to a SPOOOOOOOOOKY edition of my picks. They are spooky in the sense that last week I went 9-5, which leads me to fully believe that I will go 2-11-1 this week. HOW GHOOOOULLLISH!!!!


WEEK 8 PICKS:
Packers (+6) over JETS
Broncos (+2) over 49ers (LIVE FROM MERRY OLDE ENGLAND!!!)
COWBOYS (-6.5) over Jaguars
LIONS (-2.5) over Redskins
Panthers (+3) over RAMS
Dolphins (+1.5) over BENGALS
Bills (+7.5) over CHIEFS
CHARGERS (-3.5) over Titans
Buccaneers (+3) over CARDINALS
Seahawks (+2) over RAIDERS
PATRIOTS (-6) over Vikings
Steelers (+1.5) over SAINTS

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: (Join us LIVE! from God knows where!)
COLTS (-5.5) over Texans


LAST WEEK: 9-5
RECORD SO FAR: 50-48-6
COUNTDOWN TO REAL HOLIDAYS (THAT AREN'T FOR CHILDREN)
Thanksgiving: 25 days
Christmas: 54 days

Week 7 Picks; Always Win

I'm coming off a 6-6-2 week, which isn't unsightly, but it ain't about to get me laid. But then again, would even going 13-0 in my "MikeKrenek.Blogspot.com" pickings get me laid? I submit that it would not, but what the hell, I'll give it a try.


WEEK 7 PICKS:
Steelers (-3) over DOLPHINS
FALCONS (-3.5) over Bengals
CHIEFS (-4.5) over Jaguars
TITANS (-3) over Eagles
Redskins (+3) over BEARS
SAINTS (-13) over Browns
RAVENS (-13) over Bills
PANTHERS (+3) over 49ers
BUCCANEERS (-3) over Rams
SEAHAWKS (-5.5) over Cardinals
Patriots (+2.5) over CHARGERS
BRONCOS (-8) over Raiders
PACKERS (-3) over Vikings


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Join us at some bar in Monmouth or Ocean County. I don't know which one it is. But let's face, you weren't going to come anyway.
Giants (+3) over COWBOYS


LAST WEEK: 6-6-2
RECORD SO FAR: 41-43-6

Week 6 Picks: Compete Forever.

With Pete Carroll and the Seahawks off last week, I had no one to motivate me to Win Forever or to Always Compete, and I found myself on the wrong end of 6-8. HOWEVER there are NO excuses in the Church of Win Forever, so I take full responsibility for my actions. Its time to break through and compete so hard that even Petey himself would say..."That motherf****r COMPETES!"


WEEK 6 PICKS:
Lions (+10) over GIANTS
Jets (-3) over BRONCOS
Chargers (-8) over RAMS
TEXANS (-4.5) over Chiefs
PATRIOTS (-2.5) over Ravens
BUCCANEERS (+4) over Saints
Falcons (+3) over EAGLES
Seahawks (+6.5) over BEARS
PACKERS (-3) over Dolphins
STEELERS (-13.5) over Browns
Raiders (+6.5) over 49ERS
Cowboys (+1.5) over VIKINGS
Colts (-3) over REDSKINS


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Join us live somewhere, I don't know where though.
Titans (-3) over JAGUARS


LAST WEEK: 6-8

RECORD SO FAR: 35-37-4

Week 5 Picks: :-(

Last week, I did not win forever nor did I always compete. Clearly I was crushed, but a quick peruse through the pages of "Win Forever" reminded me to get right back on the horse and ride again! Well YEEEHAAAAAAAA! ITS WEEK 5!!!!! AND I'M .500 ON THE YEAR WITH 4 PUSHES!!!!!


WEEK 5 PICKS:
RAVENS (-7) over Broncos
Jaguars (+1.5) over BILLS
COLTS (-7.5) over Chiefs
LIONS (-3) over Rams
Falcons (-3) over BROWNS
BENGALS (-6.5) over Bucs
PANTHERS (-1) over Bears
Saints (-7) over CARDINALS
TEXANS (-3) over Giants
Chargers (-6.5) over RAIDERS
COWBOYS (-7) over Titans
49ERS (-3) over Eagles


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!!
Vikings (+4.5) over JETS



LAST WEEK: 5-9
RECORD SO FAR: 29-29-4

Week 4 Picks: Always Compete *Unless You Have a Wedding to Attend

The little known chapter in Pete Carroll's "Win Forever" (aka my Bible) is the one wherein Pete tells us that the rules of Winning Forever and Always Competing are waived if you have a wedding to attend and you need to spend valuable prep minutes checking to see if CVS sells belts because a certain co-host spent his own wedding prep time making his Week 3 Picks...Either way, I'm throwing myself an 8-8 for last week and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.


WEEK 4 PICKS:
Jets (-5.5) over BILLS
TITANS (-6.5) over Broncos
Bengals (-3) over BROWNS
PACKERS (-14.5) over Lions
SAINTS (-13.5) over Panthers
STEELERS (-1.5) over Ravens
FALCONS (-7) over 49ers
Seahawks (-1) over RAMS
Colts (-7) over JAGUARS
Texans (-3) over RAIDERS
CHARGERS (-8) over Cardinals
Redskins (+6) over EAGLES
GIANTS (-4) over Bears


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (Join us live at Miracle Bar in Toms River or I'll knock up your closest female relative)
DOLPHINS (+1) over Patriots


RECORD SO FAR:
24-20-4