Football Friday is here once again and I could not be more excited. Everyone (save for the Vikings) is undefeated and everyone (save for the Bills) believes they can hoist the Lombardi Trophy in 2011. And just like those poor delusional teams, I believe that this year I can have a sterling pickings record, making myself and those who trust me a good deal of money and earning the long deserved respect of the sports world.
What WILL happen however, just like what will happen with a few NFL teams is that by Week 9, I'll have absolutely no chance to break even, my record will be unpleasant to look at, and my blog will begin to implode as the posts become shorter, terser, and much more vulgar til the full fledged meltdown finally arrives....
As for now though? Its Week 1. And I'm ready to WIN FOREVER!
WEEK 1 PICKS:
GIANTS (-6.5) over Panthers
Dolphins (-3) over BILLS
Falcons (-1.5) over STEELERS
BEARS (-6.5) over Lions
PATRIOTS (-4.5) over Bengals
BUCCANEERS (-3) over Browns *Mike Krenek's CAN'T MISS GAME OF THE WEEK!!!
JAGUARS (-3) over Broncos
Colts (-2) over TEXANS
TITANS (-6.5) over Raiders
Packers (-3) over EAGLES
49ers (-3) over SEAHAWKS :(
Cardinals (-4) over RAMS
REDSKINS (+3.5) over Cowboys
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (Come out to Court Jester's in Freehold and watch these games. We'll be there. The Coors Lite girls will be there. And your chance to win Super Bowl tickets will be there. If you value this blog, you'll show up.)
JETS (-2.5) over Ravens
CHIEFS (+4.5) over Chargers
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